You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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