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(856): View more from New Jersey

so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.

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(301): View more from Maryland

i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.

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(628): View more from California

i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.

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