Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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