It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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