glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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