How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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