PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
