I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Drunk is a universal language darling
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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