Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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