I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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