Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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