i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
My vagina just clenched in fear
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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