So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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