"it" just moved
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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