This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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