My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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