i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
