I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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