I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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