you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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