Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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