I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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