We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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