i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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