Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
ttyl tear gas
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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