Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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