i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
this boner is exhausting
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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