i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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