so that wasnt chicken after all
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
you would pick up someone in the library
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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