Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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