he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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