Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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