Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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