Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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