As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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