Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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