So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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