She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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