I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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