she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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