I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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