I hate all girls vehemently.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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