is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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