seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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