Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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