it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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