Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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