Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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