Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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