It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
