never play flip cup with pint glasses
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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