No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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