I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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