that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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