I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
