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(858): View more from California

i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him

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(519): View more from Ontario

Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.

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(713): View more from Texas

I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song

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(907): View more from Alaska

We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller

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(972): View more from Texas

Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.

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(630): View more from Illinois

He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.

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(682): View more from Texas

His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?

(936): View more from Texas

Nope

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